This is my [Rage in Accidental Form]

Screw you, wall! You are the most putrid inanimate object that I have ever had the displeasure to meet. I hate you! Oh my gosh, you don’t even know how much I hate you! You took my pinky toe hostage and hurt it! You bent it! YOU BENT IT SIDEWAYS! AND IT HURT! Do you even know what you have done? Do you even know the magnitude of rage that I feel for you. Oh you have no idea. I will own your stupid life, your pointless, worthless, rude life! How dare you! So there I was just walking in my own house, seeing your dumb, ugly face everywhere, then BAM! Wall frame meets pinky toe. Oh why couldn’t you have taken the other toes, why did you have to take the pinky toe! Why the pinky toe! So small, so helpless, so fragile and YOU, you have taken my fragile toe and hurt it! For gods sakes it’s bleeding you incompetent fool. You have drawn blood now I will punch a hole in your face, yeah, in your face. What are you going to do about it!? Wanna fight? Let’s do this, come one, sucker, you’re on! It’s just me and you and I am going to fight you ‘til the death even if it takes me forever!. You will not get away with what you have done to me, for you have drawn blood and I will kill you! Ha, what now! You got a hole in your face...oh, oh wait.. Oh god, oh my knuckles. Step away, Satan! For you have taken my knuckles too. I hate you….I would punch another hole in you…but now I can read your mind. Hahaha….ow….

.Alyss.

3.30.11